Prelude
Caving. This is something I thought of doing for sometime, it sounds scary in some stories / blogs, but the wild side of me just keeps the hype burning inside. So, when the infamous BU Boys + Unca Lim gathered a group to go to the infamous Gua Tempuring, I just cannot resist.
As per the old saying, if you plan too ahead, it never happens, it’s better to be spontaneous and that’s sort of the motto for the former Bukit Serdang Boys (BSB). So, after a dinner on Friday, the 1st car from KL went … Vivien, YL, Whitsney and me … in a long ride to Ipoh beset by series of long jams … so we reached there slightly before 12am … after some bath & mid-nite coffee, we crashed.
But the long haul from the previous night was all worth it because … we got what we came for … mouth watering Ipoh dim sum … and I tucked into heavenly porridge (at this joint opposite Yoke Fuk Moon, but cannot remember it’s name), delicious har kow and har mai … with big prawns inside (I am so in love with Ipoh dim sum) … the KL dim sum I’ve eaten all this while is a TOTAL sham in quality comparatively.
Next, caving … at Gua Tempurung, Gopeng …
Here we go …
So we got there, rendezvoused with the Lee Brothers (Dennis & David) + KK (aka Pocahontas) … made the rest of the group. And we had to wait for more guests because they don’t have enough guides since it was a public holiday (King’s Birthday).
The entry into the cave was tentative & did not seem like what I thought was the dangerous caving experience; we just walked through a series of steps & just ooh-aah-ed at the stalagmite and stalactites, some like the lovers rock, the elephant, and a couple more to go along with our resident friends, the bats. And my guide? He’s Malay, but he exclaimed more Ai-yas and Ai-yos (with a lot of his exaggerations) than any Chinese guy I know of. And that was for the entire 4 hours of the thing.

So anyway, we walked through the man made steps, which ended at the end of the stretch known as “Top of the World” (the foothill of T-o-t-W) and then we entered a hole with water … and here starts the part where we soak our shoes into stretches of water … and it’s a disgusting feeling for me (I hate wet-feet) … so we crawled all the way to one end, with a hole which we saw the PLUS highway (in fact, from the highway, it’s a waterfall which you cannot miss if you’re traveling from KL to Ipoh). Beautiful. Breathtaking. We also took a group photo here (more like a mid point).
Now, this is where the real adventuring part comes in. we hiked back to the foot of T-o-t-W, but with another way, a much more treacherous one, where we had to slide all the way down (45 degree angle), which was my most memorable part … I took something back from here, a bruise on my under thigh (which I cannot sit comfortably without hitting the sore) and I did feel the rush of sliding down with my flapping arms trying to get a grip of the situation (literally) and not slide down into the oblivion.
(2 photos from Hijack Queen)
But is the biggest challenge is yet to come. After hiking up & down in endless darkness (I think too much darkness had started to get on to me) … we arrived at the part with the most thrill … sliding down the angle at 75 degrees (almost vertical) at 4m with a ledge at the 2.5m mark. Looking at it just freaks me out. But that point had no turning back because the more you slide down, the higher your escalation of commitment … you just have to do it. And that’s not the end of the quest, we had to drop down a hole of 2m depth at the width of around 70cm in diameter.

But that’s the end of it actually because the most fun part comes in … to wade through water at waist level (or chest depending on rainfall) in subterranean caves until the starting point … which I just went in the lead trying to figure out directions through markings on the walls & human waste (shoe soles & plastic). The end was surely the best saved for last as we arrived at a nice mini limestone waterfall, with formations smooth enough to lie on and enjoy the water flowing through my hair and the feeling was cool.
So what would say about Gua Tempurung? I think the experience was excellent, a memorable outing, good crowd and fun, my only gripe was my pain in the arse (still prevails today).
Key points:
o You need a good torchlight (6cm diameter) and hardy knee length durable pants (jeans preferably)
o A small bottle of water (there’s a lot of dust in the cave & you can get dehydrated)
o Dun go with groups that have kids, they limit what your guide will show you cause more precaution & safety is required
o Wear some pants with knee length (minimum & preferably durable), otherwise you risk scraping your thighs when you slide down the slopes, which I got a small part of my under thigh’s epidermis scraped off … enough to give me the agony of motion & sitting down (it just stings a lot when the skin touches something)
o Dun go on a public holiday like we did, a lot more people (I’m surprised that so many people work on Saturdays & have use for Saturday holidays)
o I read another blog, which said that the exit had a mountain pile of shoes … casualties of the strenuous caving, but was disappointed not to see any … since my shoes braved it all and survived … without any problems.
o The cave has many dangers, and many holes that suddenly appear when all ahead looks smooth. Do not simply go unless you’ve got a good torch or best, follow your guide cause they know where these treacherous traps are. Mine told me that people broke a couple of bones for their folly.
o You get REALLY dirty & muddy, so go with some clothes that you don’t mind dumping after the trip or something really hardy & dark.
o Your shoes will be TOTALLY soaked, due to the subterranean streams, so go with an old one, which you are about to discard, otherwise, buy a very cheap shoe if you have brand new ones.
Summary
Do go, it’s a great trip … I might not sound enthused with my friends as I just grumbled about my bruise, but I really enjoyed the trip
Extras
o The dim sum at Ipoh was heavenly … succulent prawns … that’s what I will dream of from now on until my next trip to Ipoh
o Ipoh coffee is really smooth … I usually scorch my throat when I drink coffee, but even after 2 glasses, the feeling is just nice ... perhaps coffee is like beer, best when smooth?
o The cave has parts with strong guano (bat shit) smell, so it’s part of the package deal.

The GT crew
Top: David, Vivien, YL, Christine, Whitsney, Justin
Bottom: KK (aka pocahontas), me, Dennis
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