Love dysfunctionally

I got many friends, and different as they are, they unfortunately share a homogenuous concern, my continued unattached status. Here's my chat with B aka Ms. Socialite & Disco Princess, ultimately, master matchmaker ... (I'm her only failed product)

Is it true?

What?

Heard you liked someone recently.

I did. Then just broke my heart all over again.

When was that?
Itu 3 months ago la.

Oops! Quite a while then. So how now cassanova?

Casa-my-ass. Nothing la. Going out with some old friends.

That's a start.

Nah, not expecting much. This year's been bad in love, just can't wait to get it over. Will never find anyone for me. Might as well just flirt around for the rest of my life.

You always say that. Ever considered yourself as picky?

Erm, OK. Kind of. Fair enough.

Right. You are the goal getter of our gang, you show us the way for many things, but this is something you cannot grasp. Come on, you just have to take risks, get hurt, then try all over again.

Here we go again ... sigh.

No, think of someone you like, ask her out, go for some nice dinner, have a good time.

Uh-huh.

Good, then do it again.

Can't just do this with anyone I fancy. What if I don't even know if I fancied her?

There you go again, overanalyzing simple things. Chill man! And don't take rejections too personally. You have never been scared of owning up to mistakes in work & friends, so why love?

Don't know la.

Hahaha, let's work something out for the weekend, I arrange, u come, ok?

Hahaha, another one of your blind dates?

What are friends for? But be nicer, less direct, less sarcasm, no swearing & most of all, be more sensitive ... come on la, you going out with ladies, not jock parties.

OK. Anything but myself, right? Should I also do some ballroom dancing too? Top it with bar-top strip?

There u go again, but I know u, u can be charming ... IF you want to.

ok, if there's chemistry ... hehehe. Chill out. I'll be sporting. No disco joints pls, thk u.